did-you-kno:

Weird Al Yankovic has released the music video “Word Crimes,” a parody of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines,” which corrects numerous common grammar mistakes. 

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autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

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honeymalum:

85% legs+10% hair+5% lip ring= Luke Hemmings

75% hair dye+15% kitten+10% eyebrow piercing= Michael Clifford

80% giggles+10% kangaroo+10% sunshine= Ashton Irwin

50% biceps+50% booty= Calum Hood

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sinnerlikedamon:

If you haven’t stayed up until the early hours of the morning reading with your eyes itching and burning with tiredness and your vision blurred as you fight to stay awake to finish the book, you haven’t lived at all

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imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine a tiny version of your favorite character riding in your pocket and on your shoulder and making comments to you as you go about your day

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unpopuler:

I would rather punch myself in the face than go to school

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